Thursday, June 16, 2011

Somewhere right in the middle...

Hello all! It's Thursday! I've been pretty sure all day that it's Wednesday or Friday. Or Monday or Tuesday.  At what age is it normal to not remember what day of the week it is? I knew I never should have had that last birthday!

- I'm listening to music and I keep typing song lyrics instead of this post. School is over and apparently so is my ability to multi-task.
- Poor husbandman is sick. :( He says his sick voice sounds like a transvestite. Cue strange visual. P.S. Men are babies when they're sick. No offense, men.
- This guy was hauled off of a plane and booked because his pants were too low. You know, the kind of pants that are barely functioning as pants cause they're hanging down below their bum? He refused to pull them up. I actually feel bad for the reporter who had to spend his time to cover such a dumb story. When in doubt, always pull your pants up. Jeez.
- I recently found out that most of the ice cream in ice cream commercials is actually colored mashed potatoes. I feel like I've been living a lie.
- A girl in one of my friend's classes asked if all the world's countries share the same moon. I am worried for this generation.
- I decided that I want to learn to play tennis well. It seems like a worthwhile sport. Then I got kinda sad because I realized that the worst part about about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I will never be as good as a wall.
- Did you know Live Savers were invented the same year the Titanic sank? Ironic.

- The cousins and I finally got our Harry Potter tickets! We're going as an army of house elves. If that's not legit, I don't know what is.
- Speaking of Harry Potter (which I do, a lot) the other day I was at Jamba Juice and they asked for my name and I told them it was Voldemort. When the girl called my name to come get my snoothie, she said, "Vol- I mean, He-who-must-not-be-named!" I think this girl and I could be great friends.
- I asked husbandman the other day who his first crush was and he said me and the pink Power Ranger.
- Yesterday I saw an advertisement for granola bars that said "Grab health by the nuts."
- I plan to spend the next half hour drawing faces on all of our eggs. Hopefully husband doesn't read this before he sees them. He likes to read our blog to help him keep up on what is happening in our lives. :)
- Do any of you watch So You Think You Can Dance? Love. This particular dance was from a few years ago but it remains one of my favorites to this day. If you want to skip all the talking and just get down to the dancing, skip to 2:15.

Did anything awkward or awesome happen to you this week?


Kai.Mercado. said...

So You Think You Can Dance is my favorite show of all time!!! I think my favorite season is Twitch's season though....i dunno! I have so many favorite performances!!

Kari said...

I'm a baby when I'm sick. Worse than men, I would even argue. It's a sad fact I've accepted.

Tiffany said...

Im going to try that Voldemort thing!

Britney Jean said...

1} Men really are babies when they're sick. I agree whole-heartedly.
2} That fact about ice cream commercials makes me sad. I'm not sure why.
3} That granola bar slogan rocks.
4} So you think you can dance is my ALL TIME FAVORITE show!
5} You're blog is adorable. Seriously adorable. I can't wait until I have more time to "explore" it.

My Songbook said...

I love this list! You are so funny. And I love that you called your husband a husbandman hehe.

p.s. I am having a giveaway on my blog. If you like headbands you should check it out!