Thursday, April 29, 2010

I Have a Bone to Pick With You

Dear Mother Nature,
What you have done today is simply unacceptable. I was supposed to do a photo shoot and had to cancel because you just can't seem to leave us alone and stop pouring freezing cold white stuff over our heads. I'm NOT amused.

Have we not already established that it is, in fact, SPRING?? LOOK!!

I apologize for sending you this strongly worded letter, but I felt I had to make my feelings known. If this behavior persists, I am going to have to pursue another course of action-- one which you will not like. I had hoped we could remain friends, but after what I have seen today, I don't know if I can forgive you for what you have done to the end of April. I seriously hope you will try to do better tomorrow.
Thank you for the cherry blossoms.