Sometimes I do bizarre things in my sleep

Welcome back for another episode of Awkward and Awesome Thursday! This is a favorite blogging activity of mine.

Awkward:
- We have nothing but pickles, maraschino cherries and mayo in our fridge right now. Does anyone have a killer recipe I can try with those ingredients?
- This morning I reached over to fasten my seatbelt before realizing that I was still in bed. The alarm went off and it sounded like the beeping sound our car makes to tattle-tell on you when you don't have your seatbelt on.
- One morning a while ago, I woke up with a stick of butter clenched in my fist and no recollection of how it got there. Sometimes I do bizarre things in my sleep.
- I walked outside and my nose started running. I sniffed and my nostrils instantly froze shut. Why do I live here?
- Today I passed a sign that said, "Caution: Sign has sharp edges." Well, thank you for the warning.
- My afternoon class ended late, so I ran all the way to my car and drove like a maniac to get work on time. My boss greeted me with, "Hey, Britt. What are you doing here?" I was covering a shift for a coworker who was sick. Apparently there is no event today. It's next week. Oh.

Awesome:
- I was perusing the internet trying to figure out what to get husbandman for Valentine's Day. I found a website where you can buy a square foot of land on either the moon or in Ireland. Yesssss.
- Today in my writing class we were discussing the rebellions in Egypt and why they were happening when the lights went out in the building. Everyone just sat there for a second. Then my teacher said, "You see? Now our government is trying to control us by taking our electricity! Will we allow it??" We all shouted in unison, "No!" Then my teacher shouted, "Do we start a rebellion??" We responded, "YES!" And we all grabbed out stuff, ran out of the classroom and went to the student center where our professor bought us all hot chocolate. The classroom next to ours joined us. I love college.
- Husbandman gives me foot rubs. He's an angel.
- I have a job interview tomorrow! Finally!
- This shoot from this past December. This one was based off of the Nutcracker ballet (my absolute favorite). It's part of my fairy-tale character series. I'll be sharing them all over the next few weeks. I want to put them in a photo-illustrated storybook someday. I still have tons more cooked up in my brain. Email me if you want to come model sometime.

Clara and the Nutcracker

  Waltz of the Snowflakes

Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy

Waltz of the Flowers

The Arabian Dance and the Spanish Dance

The Russian Dance